Sean: Isn’t that pretty? (Loud cheers) Just gorgeous. This is the best illumination device you’ve ever seen. It’s probably the prettiest thing you’ll have in your home. (Laughter)
It comes in just one color: clear
When you turn it on, it just feels right. Mark and his team really nailed the number of lumens on this one.
It glows remarkably. Boy have we patented it. Using SolarFlow LEDs, your whole home lights up like a sunrise over paradise.
When your life lights up so easily, you notice you’re able to transcend any challenge.
Sean: It’s embedded with nano-prisms that let us do some really cool stuff. As you go about your daily life, the flowbulb automagically tracks your levels of consciousness on your iPhone and FitBit. It’s incredible.
Whenever I need to shed light on a problem, I just pull out my bulb and the solutions just come flowing forth. It’s the most natural feeling in the world — clarity and vision.
I can think about any challenge that needs solving, turn on the light, and voila!
Your original solutions are what will change the world.
Sean: So what’s a flow arts company doing making a lightbulb? Well, Flowtoys is a personal illumination company.
Flowbulb will change the way you think. It takes your creative mind and sheds more light on it.
I use this bulb everyday. It brings a smile to my face each time I turn it on.
When I have a really big problem to solve, I shed more light on it with the flowbulb+.
Sean: So how much does it cost?
The flowbulb is available for purchase starting today at $100, and the flowbulb+ is available at $200.
Go ahead and illuminate your life. It is the best light you’ve ever used.
You can purchase the flowbulb and flowbulb+ on flowtoys.com for shipping immediately. (Applause)
It’s the world’s best bulbs for the world’s best solutions.
Thank you. (Applause)
(Sean exits the stage and this epic event is over).
The framework for this April Fool's blog piece was heavily plagiarized. Thank you Kim Jong-Moon for your brilliance on Quora!